Men Are Like ...

Men ... men ... beautiful men ... you can find them anywhere. You open blogs and internet sites, and you will see men trying to outdo each other in pageants, in television, in the ramp, in the campus, even in sports. In pageants ... the most loud and visible is Ginoong Filipinas, Maharlikang Pilipino, Mr. World Philippines, Mr. International, Mr Globe, Bodyshots, Circle of Ten, Mossimo Bikini Open, Century Tuna Superbods and other bikini open search. In the international stratosphere ... we have Manhunt International, Mr. World, Mr. Universe Model, Mr. International etc. In showbiz and television, artista search and reality shows are being made: Starsturck, Star Circle Search, Pinoy Big Brother, Survivor Philippines and Fear Factor. The Kapamilya and the Kapuso stable are bursting at its seams with impeccable selection of studs and hunks. In the sports scene, (UAAP and NCAA), the hardcourts are being played not by your typical basketball heroes, but by mestizos whose horde of fans come in grooves to break your eardrums. In universities and colleges, the campus are littered with cuties ... and there are other undiscovered stallions walking within your breathing distance ... just waiting for their time to come out of their shell. And since our subject is about MEN, we asked countless women about the men in their lives. And with a little sarcastic humor, they made cynical sometimes funny and more often sexual parallelism that best describes their experience with them. Come on ... times are hard and the future looks bleak! Lets laugh at our mistakes in our relationships with them but learn a lesson from them. Lets joke about our troubles with your man but gather strength from them. Let us have fun with our difficulties and let us try to find means to overcome them. Batobato sa langit ang tamaan huwag magalit. Dyuk at trabaho lang ito ... at walang personalan ... so huwag seryosohin. Ang magalit pala ay ... PIKON! So there ... (PS: To check the entries under the Label: Men Are Like ... click the LABEL: Men are like ... at the bottom of this feature. Or you can go to our archives and click Men Are Like ...)

Brent Javier

Men are like ... politicians.
They cant live by "bread" alone!

Borgy Manotoc

Men are like ... Angat Dam.
They are always near the "fault line".

Luke Jicain

Men are like ... a roller coaster ride.
They can give you a "giddy" if not a "dizzy" ride you will never forget.

Luis Manzano

Men are like ... Playboy or Playgirl Magazine
If collecting them is "wrong" ... it is "worth" the effort!

Rob Duat

Men are like ... the last will and testament.
To "err" is "human ... and to "heir" is "you .... man!"

Ali Peek

Men are like ... teddy bears.

"Masarap" silang "yakap-yakapin".

Luis Manzano

Men are like .... movie directors.
They are "direk" to the "point"!

Paul Artadi

Men are like ... basketball.
Their ultimate "goal" ... is to "shoot that ball!"

Vince Canizares

Men are like ... basketball fanatics.
When the game is "hardly fought" ... they asked for a "play-off".

Mark San Diego

Men are like ... movie CD's at Blockbuster Stores.
So "many" of them ... so "little" time!

Luis Manzano

Men are like ... oil companies.
All they do is "explore" and ... "drill!

Rich Herrera

Men are like ... internet games.
You "play" a little ... and they say "GAME OVER".

Robby Mananquil

Men are like ... balot vendors.

"Bumebenta" sila ng ... "maalat na itlog".

Jericho Rosales

Men are like ... body paints.
They add "color" to our otherwise "boring" lives.

Jay R Sillona

Men are like ... house paints.
Kahit anong ingat mo ... may "tulo" pa rin.

Rob Duat

Men are like ... puwet.

Whatever you do ... nasa "likod" mo sila ..."

Marc Nelson

Men are like ..... balikbayan box.

When you "open" them ... you don't know what to "expect".

Doug Kramer

Men are like ... drugs.

They make you "high" ... and they can make you ... "fly"!

Christian Vasquez

Men are like ...... ampalaya.

Kahit "kulubot" na ... "masarap" pa rin!